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Have you ever been in a pandemic? Neither have we. The good news is there is still a fun way to mess with your friends and/or family and/or boss and/or anyone else who needs to add a little spice to their life.
Let's all bring a little levity to our situations and send a fun prank in the mail to our friends and family and ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, and old bosses this quarantine season. Because 2020 can suck ma' balls.